Upon taking his lunch at a hotel, he places two, one thousand shilling notes on top of the receipt and heads out....
Waiter; hey sir!
Luopean; yes?
Waiter; you are leaving before....
Luopean; omera kwani dasani siku hizi siyo twenty bob? Waliongesa bei lini?
Waiter; that's what i was saying! Ur leaving before taking your change!
Luopean; ah, kwani how much did i give you....2 thousand? O-o-oh, nkt, i thought i gave you two ten silling coins...i sud buy contact glassess! anyway, just take those and convert them into twenty sillings...
Waiter; b..bu..but how?!
Luopean; i dont know buana! U can cancel the two zeroes on each note! Sina coins yawa!
RUOR!
Waiter; hey sir!
Luopean; yes?
Waiter; you are leaving before....
Luopean; omera kwani dasani siku hizi siyo twenty bob? Waliongesa bei lini?
Waiter; that's what i was saying! Ur leaving before taking your change!
Luopean; ah, kwani how much did i give you....2 thousand? O-o-oh, nkt, i thought i gave you two ten silling coins...i sud buy contact glassess! anyway, just take those and convert them into twenty sillings...
Waiter; b..bu..but how?!
Luopean; i dont know buana! U can cancel the two zeroes on each note! Sina coins yawa!
RUOR!
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